It’s Week 3 & Twitter Recaps Are Back.
Keeping drama front and center, we open with a group date that includes Colton & Tia.
#TheBachelorette
Colton: I wanna stop thinking about the Tia situation.
Producers: pic.twitter.com/vJ5tQNqVug— John Fountas (@IKFountas9) June 12, 2018
Colton seeing tia: #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Is4ewWOMhD
— Lixmer Ventura (@canijusttalkbro) June 12, 2018
Jordan was also there and also the worst.
Literally all of us any time Jordan talks #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/09dqf4Ltaw
— Mara Cristina (@marasantanaaa) June 12, 2018
That was followed up by a one-on-one date with Chris and a singer no one recognized
“We walk in the room and….” *holds up cue cards so he knows who the hell this is* #TheBachelorette
— Bachelor Interns (@BachelorInterns) June 12, 2018
No way in Hell that they knew, without someone telling them, that this dude was Richard Marx. #TheBachelorette
— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) June 12, 2018
Richard Marx's agent: "No, just hear me out Richard…you haven't had a hit since 1989 and you're fucking doing it, end of story". #TheBachelorette
— @ericthecritic (@ericthecritic) June 12, 2018
To be fair, most people were distracted by Chris and trying to figure out where they had seen him before.
Chris looks like a mustached Ben Stiller to me. #TheBachelorette
— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) June 12, 2018
So did Chris from #TheBachelorette play Eddy in Friends?! I need to know. pic.twitter.com/bGSbAM8cBG
— Heather (@HeatherBunners) June 12, 2018
Chris R’s real look alike #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/okkY4a2HmW
— Breanna Ardis (@Breanna_Ardis) June 12, 2018
If you were unlucky enough to watch the ET airing, you got an extra one-on-one.
Guys, is Kim Jong Un the next Bachelor? WTF is going on? #TheBachelorette
— Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) June 12, 2018
Unless Trump is asking Kim who he thinks is getting a rose tonight, they can kindly get off my television. #TheBachelorette
— Bach Bracket (@bachbrack) June 12, 2018
The most iconic 2-on-1 dates in history #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/iRz0vupp7d
— Sarah Wainschel (@Swainsch) June 12, 2018
This really is the most dramatic episode of #thebachelorette because it likely ends with us all dying in a nuclear war.
— BachShitCray (@Bach_ShitCray) June 12, 2018
That brought us to the crazy violent situation that landed David in the hospital…
Bachelor Nation, when Harrison says David fell out of bed and "landed on his face." #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/jBj77ct7aV
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) June 12, 2018
Chris Harrison: David almost died last night.
Becca: Who did this to him?
Chris Harrison: His bed.
Bachelor nation in unison:#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Py5Z4ShSp8— Elina Rudkovsky (@bklinz) June 12, 2018
The David plot twist is honestly the worst case of clickbait I have ever fallen for. That was worse than getting Rickrolled #TheBachelorette
— Maddie Davis (@maddied17) June 12, 2018
Jordan, as they take David out on a stretcher… #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Z26zMfeZxv
— Jaclynn Knecht (@jaclynn_k) June 12, 2018
Surprisingly, it wasn’t the only ambulance of the episode.
Imagine David waking up in the ER next to Clay.
"You too, man? Those beds are cray."#TheBachelorette— Bachelor Boyfriend (@TheBachelorBF) June 12, 2018
In a football game group date our beloved professional football player got an injury that ultimately ended in him saying his goodbyes.
You mean to tell me clay made it through 9 years of professional football but got injured within 20 minutes of playing with these hooligans #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/gf4jco04WR
— pettybachnation (@Pacheltheories) June 12, 2018
And of course to top the night off, no rose ceremony.
NO ROSE CEREMONY?! We're back to this, ABC?! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/wCtQs2Lwwh
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) June 12, 2018