We kick things off in Virginia
…and by kick things off we mean Chris and Lincoln continue to steal precious air time from Wills and Blake.
Who fights while touching thighs on a loveseat? #TheBachelorette
— Ben Flajnik's Hair (@BachelorBenHair) July 3, 2018
Watching the other guys react is a fair trade off tho. Same guys. Same.
A reaction shot is worth a thousand words #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/lWORbr36bx
— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) July 3, 2018
Once again, Wills is all of us. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/6Fsy338hN2
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) July 3, 2018
Jason got the first 1-one-1 date. He was a majestic angel and if you didn’t tear up during dinner, you are a monster.
10 minutes ago I was anti Jason but now I feel like he could propose to me and I would say yes?? Pls explain the science #TheBachelorette
— Sarah Hanlon (@SarahHanlon_) July 3, 2018
…but we do still have some questions.
What if Jason DOESN'T look better without the gel? #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/WPEKLSZ4h0
— KShay (@Loliryder) July 3, 2018
You have our signatures.
Petition for Jason’s friends to replace three of the losers already on the show #TheBachelorette
— TheBachBabes (@TheBachBabes) July 3, 2018
Next was a cringe-worthy group date debate, but there were some highlights.
Governor: Colton what is your ideal date?
Colton: Well I’d have to say April 25, it’s not too hot, it’s not too cold, all you need is a light jacket! #TheBachelorette
— To Hell and Bach 🌴🌹 (@HellandBach) July 3, 2018
This of course was followed by more Chris drama, so we sought comfort elsewhere. Shout out to Leo and Jason.
I’m over this group date drama. Can we get a cut back to the house to see what Leo & Jason are up to? #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/sIIaSHoqSS
— Brittany Kaszuba (@brittkaszuba) July 3, 2018
And Blake.
Blake sitting there in his peacoat and those cheekbones looks like #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/bvNDkOjpE7
— Ferret In A Sweater (@ferretinsweater) July 3, 2018
And Connor’s glasses.
Step-by-step guide for transforming from a non-factor into a #TheBachelorette contender:
1) Put on glasses
2) 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/hjtsrLEIi9— Rosecast Pod (@RosecastES) July 3, 2018
becca, how are u talking to ANYONE ELSE when connor looks like THAT at the cocktail party??? 🤤#TheBachelorette
— victoria (@s2gvictoria) July 3, 2018
You Vs. The Guy She Told You Not to Worry About #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/sM6emg8XBT
— Kelly (@kellymo222) July 3, 2018
I didn’t know this man existed until the glasses. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/bud87QdA3V
— Andrew David (@TheAndyrew) July 3, 2018
Guys we don’t deserve: Blake, Jason, Jason’s Friends, Leo, Connor with Glasses #TheBachelorette
— Bachelor Date Card (@bachelordatecrd) July 3, 2018
Connor is the snackest of snacks with glasses #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/QipwHfzn4Z
— katy kerley (@kerlz_) July 3, 2018
Miss you already.
Connor back on the screen WITHOUT his glasses 🤦🏾♀️#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/rI0QAdhzrD
— Brandy (@bbonne12) July 3, 2018
Leo smashed his 1-on-1.
"We can do nothing if you want" LEO WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC LINE OF THE EPISODE. BECCA IF YOU DON'T PICK HIM, YOU'RE CRAZY. #TheBachelorette
— 36 houseplant girl 🌻 (@sbellum) July 3, 2018
The whole time we were trying to figure out where we recognized him from…
An exclusive never before seen picture of Leo and Becca on their date #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/ED8q6VSMC3
— Rebecca Rocke (@beccaarockk) July 3, 2018
We just couldn’t put our finger on it though.
Leo in the suit #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/AHFFGhgVLI
— Allison the Disney diva (@Daviesallison1A) July 3, 2018
All the guys just look so familiar.
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting this season’s cast of #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/KaY1jgOCdL
— Kelsey Roehrich (@KelseyRoehrich) July 3, 2018
I'm glad to see that Jason has grown into a nice young man. He's come a long way since he paid Heath Ledger to date Julia Stiles #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/iulCSeRbFU
— Ferret In A Sweater (@ferretinsweater) July 3, 2018
Cut back to the drama and Chris’ concern over Lincoln’s diet.
Chris writing down everything Lincoln eats, including 12 eggs a day: #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/0VMDWYLksL
— Mandy🌸 (@MandyDaniellee) July 3, 2018
Chris is worried about other guys' cholesterol levels now? #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/A4D10Zzh3P
— My Unsolicited Commentary (@xoxohawa) July 3, 2018
“Actions speak louder than words,” so Chris decided to walk over to Becca’s place unannounced.
Chris is the type of guy that would leave you 1000 text messages, 87 missed calls, and 26 voicemails to wake up to. #thebachelorette
— 🌱 (@bjkuhn_) July 3, 2018
Chris:”so, what are you trying to say?”
America:
#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/JfEb6qDThx
— Annette Campanella (@nettnett204) July 3, 2018
I think she insisted on walking him out to make sure he didn’t just hide around a corner. #TheBachelorette
— Michelle Henkel (@henkie73) July 3, 2018
Everyone watching #TheBachelorette as Chris R. Is walking out… pic.twitter.com/q3T0tuBRTM
— Mariah McCoy (@MariahMc_Lynne) July 3, 2018
This left us with a rose ceremony where we said goodbye to Connor. RIP Connor’s glasses.
Let’s add Connor to the list of baes that Becca let go too early #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/bGXiR1D9Ps
— Yass Bishh (@LifeOfMurr) July 3, 2018
To end this on a positive note, Wills.
Wills' reactions are the best part of #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/SAjPtMAK28
— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) July 3, 2018