We’re in The Bahamas!
But also, the relationships might last a little longer if we went the Detroit route.
Of course the Bachelorette finds love in the Bahamas. Let’s throw them in the middle of Detroit, in the summer, in a 2002 Chevy Impala with 3 pretend kids and see if that same love is still there #TheBachelorette
— Pat Burns (@3rdDegreeBurns8) July 10, 2018
Colton had the first 1-on-1, and the main plot point was his virginity, which was either strategic,
Live look at Colton. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/4PPv72g6qp
— Bob (@Bachelor__Bob) July 10, 2018
or real af and we’re all assholes.
Why tf is Becca walking outside like Colton just dropped a big bomb? He's a virgin, not a felon. #TheBachelorette
— lindsey (@lindsnicole1998) July 10, 2018
Becca’s cross tattoo showing while she brushes her hair back, upset that Colton is a virgin, is P E A K. I R O N Y. #theBachelorette
— Benjamin Welch (@TheBenWelch) July 10, 2018
Garrett was up next. Meh.
Garret: "I'm not perfect"
oh Garrett, honey, we know#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/kfqHY0xywT— The Bachelor Diaries (@thebachdiaries) July 10, 2018
For any EDT watchers, we had yet another Trump interruption.
When you just wanted to finish watching the episode but your dad has to get appointed or whatever #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/7jMQiloKh2
— Katrina Nesbit (@KatrinaNesbit) July 10, 2018
“this another speech that could’ve been an email!”#thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/6kfqQm5REe
— Diggy Moreland (@diggymoreland) July 10, 2018
This is the worst episode of #TheBachelorette ever pic.twitter.com/0OPgPYZzik
— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) July 10, 2018
Let us remember it could be worse.
The next time y’all complain about the musical guests on #TheBachelorette, we’re putting Trumps interns in charge.
— Bachelor Interns (@BachelorInterns) July 10, 2018
Unless you’re our neighbors to the north.
When you live in Canada so you get to enjoy this cringy beach party completely uninterrupted #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/J0IvdNyp9q
— Laix Young (@LaixYoung) July 10, 2018
Blake’s 1-on-1 was next, which featured yet another relevant music group.
Bachelorette Nation: Hey can we get something other than obscure country artist dance dates?
Bachelorette Producers: Got it. Baja Men it is.#TheBachelorette
— sick jesus (@jaredjetpack) July 10, 2018
The biggest plot twist of this season is that the Baha Men apparently have other songs than Who Let the Dogs Out #TheBachelorette
— k8 (@compliK8d) July 10, 2018
The Baja men need some song writing work.
I know just the guy. And he has some free time. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/MG3cFavZag— HereToMakeFriends (@mistadacoopa) July 10, 2018
Later in the date Blake opened up, which Becca wanted, but his mom might not have wanted…
Blake's mom right now. #theBachelorette pic.twitter.com/qQbRpuj7Gl
— Katie Simpson (@kpsimps) July 10, 2018
Blake’s basketball coach/English teacher after he aired his mom’s dirty laundry #TheBachelorette: pic.twitter.com/mp87Ks1M8Q
— lladnaR ssöR (@ssor_lladnar) July 10, 2018
We are looking forward to that hometown though.
I can’t wait to meet Blake’s Mom and the coach next week! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/cenqqdyTFj
— letstalktv (@letstalktvtime) July 10, 2018
And finally we had a 3-on-1 with Wills, Leo, and Jason. Leo was the first to get sent home… in the middle of nowhere… with no exit interview.
Becca: do you need me to walk you to the car?
Leo: don’t need it *dives into water and starts swimming* #TheBachelorette— Alyssa Popolizio (@missalyssap) July 10, 2018
Next week on the #TheBachelorette a Leo update…. pic.twitter.com/Pue0lGuBIF
— SAM6 (@travelong6) July 10, 2018
Ultimately Jason got the rose and we said goodbye to Wills. WILLS.
Me trying to be okay with Wills being sent home: #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Y8Q0hHgjUx
— courtney 🍋 (@CourtneyMenig) July 10, 2018
We really hope we see you and your killer fashion sense again Wills.
HOW CAN YOU SEND WILLS HOME HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN HIS FLORAL SHIRTS??????? #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/bRpq9zXlsT
— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) July 10, 2018
I absolutely DEMAND an ABC special where Wills shows us the other floral shirts he had planned for future episodes #theBachelorette
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) July 10, 2018
The cheetah girls walked so Wills could RUN #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/Ix1vdMbAgu
— pettybachnation (@Pacheltheories) July 10, 2018