We’re in The Bahamas!
But also, the relationships might last a little longer if we went the Detroit route.
Of course the Bachelorette finds love in the Bahamas. Let’s throw them in the middle of Detroit, in the summer, in a 2002 Chevy Impala with 3 pretend kids and see if that same love is still there #TheBachelorette
— Pat Burns (@3rdDegreeBurns8) July 10, 2018
Colton had the first 1-on-1, and the main plot point was his virginity, which was either strategic,
— Bob (@Bachelor__Bob) July 10, 2018
or real af and we’re all assholes.
Why tf is Becca walking outside like Colton just dropped a big bomb? He's a virgin, not a felon. #TheBachelorette
— lindsey (@lindsnicole1998) July 10, 2018
Becca’s cross tattoo showing while she brushes her hair back, upset that Colton is a virgin, is P E A K. I R O N Y. #theBachelorette
— Benjamin Welch (@TheBenWelch) July 10, 2018
Garrett was up next. Meh.
— The Bachelor Diaries (@thebachdiaries) July 10, 2018
For any EDT watchers, we had yet another Trump interruption.
— Katrina Nesbit (@KatrinaNesbit) July 10, 2018
— Diggy Moreland (@diggymoreland) July 10, 2018
— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) July 10, 2018
Let us remember it could be worse.
The next time y’all complain about the musical guests on #TheBachelorette, we’re putting Trumps interns in charge.
— Bachelor Interns (@BachelorInterns) July 10, 2018
Unless you’re our neighbors to the north.
— Laix Young (@LaixYoung) July 10, 2018
Blake’s 1-on-1 was next, which featured yet another relevant music group.
Bachelorette Nation: Hey can we get something other than obscure country artist dance dates?
Bachelorette Producers: Got it. Baja Men it is.#TheBachelorette
— sick jesus (@jaredjetpack) July 10, 2018
The biggest plot twist of this season is that the Baha Men apparently have other songs than Who Let the Dogs Out #TheBachelorette
— k8 (@compliK8d) July 10, 2018
— HereToMakeFriends (@mistadacoopa) July 10, 2018
Later in the date Blake opened up, which Becca wanted, but his mom might not have wanted…
— Katie Simpson (@kpsimps) July 10, 2018
— lladnaR ssöR (@ssor_lladnar) July 10, 2018
We are looking forward to that hometown though.
— letstalktv (@letstalktvtime) July 10, 2018
And finally we had a 3-on-1 with Wills, Leo, and Jason. Leo was the first to get sent home… in the middle of nowhere… with no exit interview.
Becca: do you need me to walk you to the car?
Leo: don’t need it *dives into water and starts swimming* #TheBachelorette
— Alyssa Popolizio (@missalyssap) July 10, 2018
— SAM6 (@travelong6) July 10, 2018
Ultimately Jason got the rose and we said goodbye to Wills. WILLS.
— 🕸courtney🕸 (@CourtneyMenig) July 10, 2018
We really hope we see you and your killer fashion sense again Wills.
— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) July 10, 2018
I absolutely DEMAND an ABC special where Wills shows us the other floral shirts he had planned for future episodes #theBachelorette
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) July 10, 2018