15 Tweets About Last Night’s Bachelor in Paradise

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https://twitter.com/theyearofelan/status/762832542504333314

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My main takeaway from #BachelorInParadise is that I hope Jorge is paid really really well #TeamJorge

— k.a. (@AuntBuck) August 9, 2016

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I can't see Jared without hearing the Team America World Police theme song. #BachelorInParadise pic.twitter.com/KwvXWawy3S

— i hate your face (@JustOwnIt70) August 9, 2016

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If @viallnicholas28 is a lumberjack then call me Paul Bunyan

— Tanner Tolbert (@tanner_tolbert_) August 9, 2016

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Nothing says "ready to be a stepfather" like comparing your dog to someone's children. #BachelorinParadise

— Possessionista (@Possessionista) August 9, 2016

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https://twitter.com/MichaelMoby/status/762863656845447174

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Lace & Grant sex scene on #BachelorInParadise is immediately followed by a Hepatitis C commercial! pic.twitter.com/dm4GEW5Shf

— Air Fryer Fanatic (@ChrisHandsomeH) August 9, 2016

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Daniel: "I'm an eagle, & I'm not gonna drop down to the pigeon level."
Fun fact: Canada's national bird=the Common Loon. #BachelorInParadise

— Marla "Meredith Palmer" Depew (@MarlaDepew) August 9, 2016

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I'd be so bad at #BachelorInParadise. Honestly I'd just be the cameraman filming b-roll of crabs and parrots.

— Bryan (@oldbry) August 9, 2016

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"I really don't want ____ to happen" on #BachelorInParadise is like "I'll be right back" in a horror movie. We will make it happen.

— Bachelor Interns (@BachelorInterns) August 9, 2016

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https://twitter.com/jenna_d7/status/762857960552882177

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#BachelorInParadise is like all my worst dates rolled into one except way more attractive. I can't stop watching.

— Megan Files (@megfiles) August 9, 2016

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**Knock knock**
Nick- who's there?
Josh- Mr.
Nick- Mr. Who?
Josh- Mr. Steal ya girl! #scoopscoop #BachelorInParadise

— Marcus Grodd (@marcusgrodd) August 9, 2016