The Bachelorette Tweet Recap 06/11/2018

— Mara (@marasantanaaa) June 12, 2018

That was followed up by a one-on-one date with Chris and a singer no one recognized

“We walk in the room and….” *holds up cue cards so he knows who the hell this is* #TheBachelorette

— Bachelor Interns (@BachelorInterns) June 12, 2018

No way in Hell that they knew, without someone telling them, that this dude was Richard Marx. #TheBachelorette

— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) June 12, 2018

https://twitter.com/ericthecritic/status/1006339021352652801

To be fair, most people were distracted by Chris and trying to figure out where they had seen him before.

Chris looks like a mustached Ben Stiller to me. #TheBachelorette

— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) June 12, 2018

So did Chris from #TheBachelorette play Eddy in Friends?! I need to know. pic.twitter.com/bGSbAM8cBG

— Heather (@HeatherBunners) June 12, 2018

Chris R’s real look alike #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/okkY4a2HmW

— Breanna Ardis (@Breanna_Ardis) June 12, 2018

If you were unlucky enough to watch the ET airing, you got an extra one-on-one.

https://twitter.com/girlwithnojob/status/1006341808610267138

Unless Trump is asking Kim who he thinks is getting a rose tonight, they can kindly get off my television. #TheBachelorette

— Bach Bracket (@bachbrack) June 12, 2018

The most iconic 2-on-1 dates in history #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/iRz0vupp7d

— Sarah Wainschel ? (@Swainsch) June 12, 2018

This really is the most dramatic episode of #thebachelorette because it likely ends with us all dying in a nuclear war.

— BachShitCray (@Bach_ShitCray) June 12, 2018

That brought us to the crazy violent situation that landed David in the hospital…

Bachelor Nation, when Harrison says David fell out of bed and "landed on his face." #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/jBj77ct7aV

— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) June 12, 2018

Chris Harrison: David almost died last night.
Becca: Who did this to him?
Chris Harrison: His bed.
Bachelor nation in unison:#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Py5Z4ShSp8

— Elina Rudkovsky (@bklinz) June 12, 2018

https://twitter.com/maddied17/status/1006348126133870592

Jordan, as they take David out on a stretcher… #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/Z26zMfeZxv

— Jaclynn Knecht (@jaclynn_k) June 12, 2018

Surprisingly, it wasn’t the only ambulance of the episode.

Imagine David waking up in the ER next to Clay.
"You too, man? Those beds are cray."#TheBachelorette

— Bachelor Boyfriend (@TheBachelorBF) June 12, 2018

In a football game group date our beloved professional football player got an injury that ultimately ended in him saying his goodbyes.

You mean to tell me clay made it through 9 years of professional football but got injured within 20 minutes of playing with these hooligans #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/gf4jco04WR

— pettybachnation (@pettybachnation) June 12, 2018

And of course to top the night off, no rose ceremony.

NO ROSE CEREMONY?! We're back to this, ABC?! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/wCtQs2Lwwh

— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) June 12, 2018